crap on sat.

nudge nudge.
crap on sat does NOT refer to shitting on a saturday.
it actually means crapping on a saturday.
yeap.
crap on sat.
rhymes eh? *vaguely remembering someone calling me a poet*

CRAP ON SAT
a poem proudly presented by missdan.

it was a sat.
a really sad sat.
i saw a cat.
a really fat cat.
my stomach started to ache.
and i needed to release my chocolate cake.
so i ran.
ran ran ran.
miss dan ran.
dan ran ran.
ran dan ran.
ran to the loo.
the loo the loo.
the damn cool loo.
the damn cool poo.
the green green goo.
i said boo!
out came my brother who
said ah choo.
he's a kuku.
kuku as in diao.
not as in kuku jiao.
i know i'm a girl
and shouldnt be vulgar
but wa piang
some guys damn niang.
okay back to the loo
where i was about to poo
i groaned
and moaned
cringed and loathed
out came the poo
brown brown poo
smelly brown poo
big lumpy poo
yeah i did my crap
on a really nice sat.
crap on sat.
crap on sat.
dan did some crap on sat.




okay. i think i should stick to hist instead.
no lit fer me!



junyang spotted eating at NY canteen! gasp.

bah. it's only mr foo, a chem teacher in sch.
but he looks damn like jy la!
and a certain girl is nuts abt him.
i shant reveal the girl's name.



dont worry serene, i'll keep your secret safe.



and did you know i have a hidden talent?
i can play the erhu!


waleow. dont doubt me k.
i'll show you evidence.






SEE?
i'm multi-talelented.

except the part where i claimed i'ma poet.